Television Without Pity — All Backfired Up: The Brigade (well, mostly Matt) makes moronic decisions regarding nominations, but at least we got to see the ''Meow-meow'' in shiny hammer pants. (Entertainment)

Television Without Pity — Opposites Attract: Jaclyn and Miles use her body for another win, as the other pairs fail to collaborate with mixed results. (Entertainment)

Television Without Pity — Top 6 Performances, Take Two: But if Lauren really was felled by an injury tonight, I'll be even more afraid of thus cursed season. Bright side: Billy and Robert kill it on contempo, and Kent bar mitzvahs right before our eyes. (Entertainment)

Television Without Pity — Power Lunch: The cheftestants get into politics when they have to cook a power lunch. But the big question is, did Alex steal Ed's pea pure? (Entertainment)

Television Without Pity — I Gotta Right to Sing the Blues: Russell and Eric tour Louisiana, Tara and Sookie make a run for it and Sam finally figures out his awful family's secrets. (Entertainment)

Television Without Pity — Injury List: Tami gets dragged into the culture wars when Luke's mother accuses her, practically, of personally giving Becky an abortion; Matt tries to reconnect with Julie but finds that it's probably too late; Tim gets thrown out of his Trailer of Love; and Luke's injury finally comes to light. (Entertainment)

Television Without Pity — 4 Chefs Compete: Gordon Ramsay isn't afraid to make the tough decisions! Even if the decision is whether he should bother cutting someone this week! (Entertainment)

Television Without Pity — Auditions #1: Unheralded amateur chefs are brought together to compete for the coveted and apparently recently created title of Master Chef. But first, they must earn a spot in the competition by creating a dish to please Gordon Ramsay and his fellow judges. And that means tension and tears. Lots of tears. A veritable prix fixe menu of tears. Bon appetit. (Entertainment)

Television Without Pity — Youth Will Be Served: It's Christine's Sweet Sixteen and Teresa's 10th wedding anniversary. Time to party down! But with more diamonds than cater waiters. (Entertainment)

Television Without Pity — Cold War: The chefs have to feed each other cold dishes, and Tamesha learns the hard way that this is iTop Chef/i, not iTop Scallop/i. (Entertainment)